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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

12.06.2025 00:39

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Another attempt resulted in ...

So they tried

Still no good

Can Donald Trump use the Alien Friends Act of 1798 to give ALL illegal immigrants an ultimatum: You have 1 month to leave America, after which you will be arrested and jailed for 3 years?

Everyone loved it.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Next, they tried...

The Black Hole Universe: New Model Suggests The Big Bang Was Not The Beginning Of Everything - IFLScience

No go.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Is it considered rude to comment on someone's weight? Is it simply stating a fact?

Just Forget it!

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Unacceptable again!

Pablo Lopez To Miss Multiple Months With Teres Major Strain - MLB Trade Rumors

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Freaks and Cheeks

Minds and Behinds

Airlines Scrubbed Cheap Fares After Getting Caught Charging Solo Travelers More—But Prices Won’t Stay High - View from the Wing

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

So, the docs changed it to read

Still no good.

2 Years of Exercise Reversed 20 Years of Aging in the Heart: Longest-Ever Randomized Trial on Exercise - Good News Network

Then came..

Thumbs down again.

Loons and Moons

Staying in This Place Too Long Could Change How You Age, Scientists Say - The Daily Galaxy

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

No way

share office space ...

What’s something you did a lot as a kid that you don’t miss now that you’re an adult?

Nuts and Butts

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Hysterias & Posteriors

What are some reasons why men may not want to date a woman who can pay her own bills?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Analysis & Anal Cysts

If You Fit Into One Of These 6 Categories, You Should Be Taking Creatine - MindBodyGreen

They put up a sign reading

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

No, not a chance

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...