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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

12.06.2025 02:46

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Next, they tried...

They put up a sign reading

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

French Open: No. 1 Aryna Sabalenka ends Swiatek's reign and meets No. 2 Coco Gauff for the trophy - AP News

Still no good

Still no good.

share office space ...

It's time to make friends with your viruses - Salon.com

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

No, not a chance

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

I feel like my boyfriend doesn't love me. Why?

Minds and Behinds

Freaks and Cheeks

Just Forget it!

What World Does Bitcoin Want To Build For Itself? - Defector

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Catatonics & High Colonics

If you’re an atheist, what would be your motive in spreading atheism, and why would you care what others believe?

So, the docs changed it to read

Hysterias & Posteriors

Nuts and Butts

After 12 Years of Failed Attempts, the Man Who Lost His Hard Drive Containing $742M in Bitcoin Finally Ends His Search - The Daily Galaxy

No go.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Have you ever been forced to dress like a girl?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Robin Thicke marries April Love Geary in romantic wedding after nearly 7-year engagement - Page Six

Then came..

Everyone loved it.

Unacceptable again!

What’s going on with measles, bird flu, and COVID? Here’s a guide to the latest. - The Boston Globe

Loons and Moons

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Another attempt resulted in ...

What did someone say to you that instantly made you realize their life was in danger?

No way

So they tried

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Is anyone else losing complete respect for the US at this point?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Thumbs down again.

13 million years ago, this object released as much energy as a billion suns in a fraction of a second! - Farmingdale Observer