What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
12.06.2025 00:39

Another attempt resulted in ...
So they tried
Still no good
Everyone loved it.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Next, they tried...
No go.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Is it considered rude to comment on someone's weight? Is it simply stating a fact?
Just Forget it!
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Unacceptable again!
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Freaks and Cheeks
Minds and Behinds
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
So, the docs changed it to read
Still no good.
Then came..
Thumbs down again.
Loons and Moons
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
No way
share office space ...
What’s something you did a lot as a kid that you don’t miss now that you’re an adult?
Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Hysterias & Posteriors
What are some reasons why men may not want to date a woman who can pay her own bills?
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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They put up a sign reading
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...