What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
12.06.2025 02:46

Next, they tried...
They put up a sign reading
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Still no good
Still no good.
share office space ...
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No, not a chance
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
I feel like my boyfriend doesn't love me. Why?
Minds and Behinds
Freaks and Cheeks
Just Forget it!
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Catatonics & High Colonics
So, the docs changed it to read
Hysterias & Posteriors
Nuts and Butts
No go.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Have you ever been forced to dress like a girl?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Then came..
Everyone loved it.
Unacceptable again!
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Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Another attempt resulted in ...
What did someone say to you that instantly made you realize their life was in danger?
No way
So they tried
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Is anyone else losing complete respect for the US at this point?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Thumbs down again.